/** * slibc — Yet another C library * Copyright © 2015, 2016 Mattias Andrée (m@maandree.se) * * This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify * it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by * the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or * (at your option) any later version. * * This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, * but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of * MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the * GNU General Public License for more details. * * You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License * along with this program. If not, see . */ #include /** * Halt and catch fire! * This function never returns. * * This is a slibc extension. * * @etymology (H)alt and (c)atch (f)ire! * * @since Always. */ void hcf(void) { catch_fire: goto catch_fire; } /*** Other fun ways to catch fire include: ***/ /* void hcf(void) { for (;;); } void hcf(void) { hcf(); "When optimised, tail-recursion is used and it will be be translated to `for (;;);`"; } #include void hcf(void) { jmp_buf env; setjmp(env); longjmp(env, 0); } #include void hcf(void) { unsigned long long int i = 0; while (i++ != ULLONG_MAX); "This is just for a limited time, but probably too long for you."; } #include static void __hcf(int signo) { signal(signo, __hcf); } void hcf(void) { sigset_t mask; sigfillset(&mask); sigdelset(&mask, SIGSEGV); pthread_sigmask(SIG_SETMASK, &mask, NULL); signal(SIGSEGV, __hcf); if (*(int*)0) abort(); "This is perhaps the least flammable way, but the most fun."; } */